hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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