i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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