when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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