If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize