One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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