West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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