Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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