honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
This house was built for laser tag.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize