And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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