Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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