Sponge bath it is.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you would pick up someone in the library
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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