Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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