if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
