32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Randomize
