I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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