just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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