what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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