That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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