someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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