Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
