home. puking in laundry basket.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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