Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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