I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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