eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize