NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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