Slut skills are useful in every country.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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