okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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