beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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