Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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