Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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