She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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