he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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