fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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