i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Randomize
