i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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