scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Congratulations! We have a period
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