so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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