it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
tell me about the eggs
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