I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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