Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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