: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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