she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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