so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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