So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
is it fun? or sober?
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