He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
How drunk are you?
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