You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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