Christians are straight up FREAKS
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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