id be glad to
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i dont even know how to be here
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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