How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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