It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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