Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Boobs are out for the taking
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Randomize