I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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