do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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