if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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