I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize