yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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