super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Pooping to opera.
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